the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

Bread Crumbs and Beaver Spit

Do you know Riddle School? Of course, you do you look this up.

-Why did you come in here?

-Correct answer: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.

by Xavi Washere November 13, 2021

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

beaver tail

When a girl's pussy lips are so loose they slap together and sound like a beaver slapping his tail on something.

DAYUM that pair a titties that passed out at my place last night had a bad beaver tail going on.

by DA FREAKEN COCKBLASTER January 11, 2008

Beaver Boy

A superhero derived from a love of Beavers. Growing up with beavers ensured beaver boys talented superhero skills, beaver like features and love for beavers. (He is often teamed up with his fellow sexual superhero, Llama Lady.) Together they fight their evil nemesis, Goat Girl! Damn her and her goatee!

Look, it's beaver boy!
He can chew through almost ANYTHING!

by Llama Ladies Secret Identity July 19, 2009

Beave

(noun) To chew on wood in the manner of a beaver.

Hey! You beaved all my furniture!

by Kahran042 February 28, 2011

Beaver fever

Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.

My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever

by LKJOIJKL November 4, 2008