bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

Bean Fronding

The act of inserting an object under the testicular region inside your underwear

“Hey, I heard Jaxon was Bean Fronding his mom’s bra?”

by Chasadia November 16, 2018

Bean Blunt

A blunt that has some crushed hulks (xans) and fire ass budd

Bro roll up that bean blunt

by ChinoRecklezz November 29, 2018

Bean paws

Bean shaped cat paws that usually scatter and move in a swift manner.

My cat has bean paws that scatter on the hard wood floor

by Superman73 December 1, 2018

bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts

Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.

by Lildiknik December 14, 2018

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019