Banking

In the popular TV show "The Weakest Link" contestants have an opportunity to "bank" if they want to safehouse themselves from a future mistake. This inspires the term "banking" to describe women of a certain age (generally 33+) settling, or "banking" on a perhaps unsuitable partner in order to leave appropriate time for marriage and babies.

"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"

"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"

by skate88 November 11, 2013

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

Blankito Sucio

(N.) A dirty white man. A guy that thinks he knows everything.
He plays dirty and gets dirty. He loves to instigate problems. And loves to be right even though usually,he is not.
He like to be involved in"white social clubs" such as the klan. He is what you would call dirty just by the way he dresses.

1: look at that blankito sucio... I think he might lynch me ‹(─━¸─━ )›

by puertorockka2010 October 19, 2008

Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

by Dsx October 31, 2005

toothless bandit

A term used to describe the vagina as disgusting and unwanted

Jack: Dude, I heard u slept with Katie on Friday.

Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.

by Jonas Swenson March 11, 2008

Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006