portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
'

portugeese breakfast by gooentak March 5, 2007

mexican breakfast 

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

mexican breakfast by J-cubson April 23, 2008

Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.

Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!

Healthy Breakfast by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009

Jersey Breakfast 

Coffee, Cigarette, and Coke

Ah Had a Jersey Breakfast and I'm ready to go

Jersey Breakfast by SpayD83x September 24, 2011

sex breakfast 

The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.

"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."

sex breakfast by phoobar April 9, 2013

vietnamese breakfast 

When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.

Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!

vietnamese breakfast by Cabbage johnson September 5, 2017

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

English Breakfast by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019