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Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.
No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!
by Witness10mm December 28, 2005
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black book

graffiti book used for sketching. Normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper.
there are loads of dope pieces in my black book.
by Spliffing June 28, 2005
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Welfare Cook book

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
by Vandie August 16, 2006
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Coloring Book

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.
by windexter August 24, 2003
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phone book

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.
I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.
by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006
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little black book

Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.

Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).
Brandon: "Jon ol' pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"
by Braxtron December 18, 2005
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The Book Of Mormon

A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.

Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.

Harry: ???

Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.

Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
by I_am_a_Mormon July 25, 2011
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