Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.

"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."

by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

Beef-case

Slide 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb in the arse, pick her up like a briefcase

beef-case- “Yo the other day I beefcased this bitch”

by Mad AH December 7, 2019

beef ghost

The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".

"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"

by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014

beef geef

The perfect way to abbreviate boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl: “So like, what are we? Are we beef geef or what?”

by VeganMeegan July 2, 2018

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020