Eat the babies! 

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.

"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.

Eat the babies! by HeWhofeedsYouBabies! April 15, 2010

italian barbershop 

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

italian barbershop by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

drain babies 

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies

I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.

drain babies by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005

dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.

"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded

dead babies in a bag by Mead A. Bayer May 3, 2007

makin babies 

make love or have a lot of sex to the point where it's as if you're trying to make a baby

"girl imma come over to your place tonight and we gon' make some babies"
"my boyfrend and i are always makin babies"

makin babies by Turtle's girl December 25, 2008

Barbecue Bitch 

A woman, usually a wife, who takes control of a backyard barbecue and becomes a complete cunt, usually for no reason. She will try to take over the responsibilities of her husband such as grilling the burgers. She makes everyone annoyed and pissed off with her cunty attitude as she parades around acting like hot shit in front of all her husbands friends. She is a sight to see and may act nice on the surface but she is always causing drama to make sure all the attention stays on her.

His wife is really acting like a Barbecue Bitch, I'm gonna grab as many beers as I can and get the fuck outta here!

Barbecue Bitch by Veronica Roxxi April 17, 2016

Mr Barbeque 

Mr Barbeque aka Mr BBQ aka Omfgwtfbbq is a man made by crazy germans during the eh.. 15th century, they made him out of pure übersauce and steel!

if you want you can add his ms and cyb0r with him! [e-mail]

Mr Barbeque leiks mudkipz

Mr Barbeque by MR BARBEQUE October 24, 2008