apple

A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

by Neveah February 19, 2007

Apple Jacks

1. Very tasty cereal that tastes kind of like apples.

2. A drink that consists of Jack Daniel's and apple juice

1. I had Apple Jacks for breakfast.

2. I went to the bar for an Apple Jacks

by wcgold December 26, 2004

Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.

Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)

by calhopkins December 17, 2006

apple pen

That shitty pointless pen that apple made.

I bought a apple pen for my new iPhone 6!

by Theft Tv March 6, 2016

Bone apple tea

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.

Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!

by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018

severe appearance Deficit

Ugly

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

by Bigsmoke597 February 11, 2019

hiking the Appalachian Trail

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009