apolovize

The act of giving advice that follows an apology due to being given bad news or the advisor acknowledging it is not their place to offer said advice. (See apolovice).

I found out about my girlfriend was cheating on me when my co-worker apolovized with the news.

by Warthog13 April 7, 2013

Aporalgy

When a wife apologises to her husband by way of not oral speech, but oral sex.

I can't believe you destroyed my external hard drive by carelessly dropping it. Words won't heal me - I want a formal aporalgy.

by DrGonz September 2, 2013

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.

We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.

by GrabandGo May 31, 2016

apocryphist

One who publishes statements or stories iconic of reputation without regard for truth

Media outlets such as the New York Times and Rolling Stone have been embarrassed by journalists who turned out to be apocryphists.

by Scott Semans May 25, 2016

apology nudes

Nudes that you receive after a big fight with your significant other or friends with benefits.

Did Tara tell you that Gary sent her apology nudes over snapchat? , I couldn't get over what he said, but he sent me apology nudes, and now everything seems better.

by Txmeless May 13, 2016