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Alex

Alex is the name of someone who shits on the carpet.
Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.
by Bobs ya uncle June 12, 2018
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Alex

A person who shouldn't feel like they are nothing someone who is something.
Who is more than something.
Alex is loved, is needed, and is important.
And they shouldn't even consider the fact that they are worthless
You're all I think about that's how much you matter.
Alex means so much to me!
by Shrek's Lover January 8, 2020
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Alex

He has a girthy long cock and everyone wants to suck it. He has a good personality and great humor. And has more girls than anyone.
Alex is very funny.
by Sksn de April 1, 2021
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Alex

He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

Me: okay so, what’d they get you?

Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
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Alex

A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
Alex, what's your turn on?
Alex: I like when girl's are bitches.
by keighd March 8, 2018
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Alex

by Rick George January 7, 2019
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Alex

alex is the bestest friend i had , i love him so much , i like how he always be by my side i will send this to you alex ily ok bye i wrote this shit ok im hiba
"i love alex so much hes is the best !"
by hibalovesherfriends September 16, 2017
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