Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015

Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.

I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.

by JannRickles March 15, 2021

Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"

Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!

by Babyslow July 23, 2021

Cock Window

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

by J. Trip March 20, 2022

Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021

Everything Windows

A Windows YouTuber who makes videos on YouTube with "All About Windows" as topics on his channel.
Usually installs Windows Beta builds, Windows Mods, Experiments sometimes, etc.

Person 1 : "G'day mate, What are you watching now?"
Person 2 : "It's Everything Windows"
Person 1 : "Whoa, that's awesome dude"

by asalsubscribe February 21, 2022

Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.

Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018