Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear

So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"

by Frank4202 July 24, 2011

Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

by SirToutAbout July 24, 2015

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans

by New Old Greg November 3, 2010

Wet blunties

When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.

Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.

by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020