yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 1, 2021

heck yes grandma

phrase that means 'of course, keep up!'
or a phrase said in excitement of achieving a goal.

"Did you watch The Hills last night?!"
"Heck Yes Grandma!"

Or in other cases..

A young boy wins a game of uno and in a cheerful tone says "Heck Yes Grandma!"

by Sydney L. R. October 17, 2009

National Yes Day

A girl has to day yes for a whole day
A boy can ask whatever they want

Its National yes day, a girl has to say yes all day, a boy can ask anything

by Bunny mug November 26, 2020

girls yes day

girls have to say yes to anything anyone asks or tells them to do.

boy:ask out .....

girl:yes

girl:i hate girls yes day

by bangymanny November 17, 2020

YES QUEEN SLAY

Beyoncé

During a Beyoncé concert:

"YES QUEEN SLAY!!"
After:
" The Queen Slayed that stage!"

by Ariana22 June 11, 2016

yes boss

a person who excessively butters up his/her boss to win favour; an obsequious toady or sycophant.

The CEO always has a bunch of yes bosses dangling around him.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2010

Say Yes to the Dress

An addicting show where mother's, daughters, and family members argue over a wedding dress and will most likely make fun of each other. At least one family member cries at the end of each episode.

Jessica: Girl guess what! I stared watching Say Yes to the Dress!
Brittany: Your no longer my friend.
Jessica: :(

by ChickenWings01 November 12, 2020