Possibility baby

When your side chick gets pregnant and you are either not sure if its yours or you are just in denial about it until the DNA test is done. That's your "possibility baby".
My wife caught me cheating and to make matters worse she now knows about my possibility baby.
by TheLoweMan December 19, 2019
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Ceiling Baby

A Ceiling Baby is the result of an unholy marriage betwixt Trainspotting and an unkempt truckstop gloryhole.
Stewart finally came to on the bathroom floor of the Flying J , covered in other patrons' excrement and staring face-to-face with his own Ceiling Baby.
by SameHarveyMushman June 01, 2025
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Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 20, 2019
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Rin baby effect

The instant boost in confidence when you add a little sparkle into your life.
When I put the diamonds on my eyes I felt the Rin baby effect
by Rinbaby March 18, 2024
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Slim baby

Slim baby is a female who is a die hard fan for Kevin gates. It doesn't matter what wrong he does, they still going to be cheering him on. A slim baby is a classy girl that has a ghetto twist.
That girl got Kevin gates quote tattooed on her, she must be a slim baby.
by TheSlimBaby42 October 04, 2013
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big kissy baby

A blue tic hound that Gets treated and spoiled more than any human being.
save all your table scraps for big kissy baby whose outside in the car with the ac on I don't want big kissy baby getting hot or hungry.
by Chainsawpartsonline September 09, 2017
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baby diddler

A cho-mo a cathholic priest that parts the alterboys hair while getting his dick sucked and saying bless you my child bless you......A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER NAMED CHESTER THE MOLESTER
That Catholic priest is a baby diddler i heard he touched jimmy while parting his hair and saying bless you my child
by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019
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