slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

Fuck Face

When you are fucking an you imagine a different chick.

Hey you want to fuck face me

by 420by420 March 28, 2021

Double-faced entendre

Some one who has two sides. A devilish side and a angel like side

Coined by Oliver tree (singer and pro scooterer)

Jessica is such a Double-faced entendre, when we are together she is a devil but when John is here she is a angel to him

by Buffalo_in_pjs June 24, 2021

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Fuck Face

Jarred

Fuck Face: a person who steals your project that you've worked on for a while.

by Doctor Who S11 E4 October 30, 2018

Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.

She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell

by GooneyMan01 January 12, 2024