1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

by UserGone February 9, 2021

by Knicker1 July 28, 2025

When you let the entire cohort of teachers bust up inside of you, and the get the video leaked to the grade 8’s.
by Yaser Jafar January 23, 2025

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.
by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023

Getting rekt hard by Laflammese Soldiers, such as: getting your house destroyed, wife and kids shot, sent to labor camp, recruited to the army by force (But becoming based after that). If you are not Brazillian or Latino, you have 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of getting Laflammed. To avoid it, you need to become based and join the Laflammese Army
"Bro, I lost my house, family and car, it sucks"
"You just Got Laflammed 💀"
"Fuck you, you don't understand how it feels Getting Laflammed nigga"
"Hoe mad, unbased 💀"
"You just Got Laflammed 💀"
"Fuck you, you don't understand how it feels Getting Laflammed nigga"
"Hoe mad, unbased 💀"
by Based Laflammese Soldier June 5, 2022

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
