Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Yes-men and Tomato-cans

The only people worth talking to

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”

by Hym Iam November 7, 2022

Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

gone off tomato

When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.

The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.

by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023

Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes

a United States–based chain of all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurants

Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes restaurants specialized in fresh salads and soups, offering a large salad bar with ingredients to build your own plate of salad, homestyle soup options, and pasta, as well as bread, muffins, cornbread, and pizza, baked on the premises.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

scrub your tomatuhs

washing your boobs

Yeah, honey, look at you scrub your tomatuhs.

by tomatuhscrubbah June 14, 2023