noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

Pie face

When you look ugly

You’re Such a pie face

by Lana something October 20, 2020

Watermelon Face

Originated by a bol from philly (Hoff) is when you eat the pussy so good and in depth that when you look up, you're fave is covered in all her juices like when you used to eat a watermelon

Yea, that light skin jawn came over last night, I went straight watermelon face in that pussy, no hesitation

by Mr. Griff September 8, 2017

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017