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shit on a stick

When you have nowhere else to shit but on a stick.
In mission Impossible when he was lowering himself down over the touch sensitive floor if he needed a shit he would have brought a stick to shit on. eg
"Hey Ethan, what's up?"
"I need to shit badly!"
"Why don't you shit on a stick?"
"Perfect!!!"
by chipso July 13, 2007
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purple shit

A substance inexplicably present at meetings between close, air-brained math class friends. Also, can be used as a wild card sort of word, when words just don't come to mind but your lips keep moving.

Associated motions: Jazz fingers, followed by a quick jerking "yesssss!" motion with both fists, is commonly understood as sign language for the phrase.
"Man, the purple shit is all over! You know what I'm talking about. It's purple... shit... you totally know."
by Ellie Worej December 16, 2007
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shit ton

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.
"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"
by Kazzemi September 26, 2008
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ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.
Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!
by Jacomba March 2, 2004
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Holy Shit

Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint, Saint Coprius of Palestine. (Agios Kopros)

The Feast-Day of "Holy Shit" is September 24th
Holy Shit, Intercede to God for Us!
by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006
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Shit Tits

an awesome word meaning tits that are extremely shitty. this phrase is normally said when scared, or when you feel like being awesome.
"HOLY SHIT TITS!"

"whoa dude look at those shit tits"
by Some Douch February 4, 2010
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Shit Taco

A shit taco is when u get a cup of coffee and u think that it is going to taste good and then it tastes terrible.
This frozen carmel cappuccino from Dunkin' Dounuts tastes like a shit taco.
by FattyFattyBoBoLatty October 15, 2009
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