Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.

Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces

by WorldImprover May 4, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Chica's Magic Rainbow

That stupid bitch that decides to torment you when doing a Halloween minigame to get Chipper and Scott Cawthon in FNAF World. She keeps insulting you whenever you die and is a sarcastic shithead. And you thought that was it for her. If you want to 100% the game, you have to fight her in a boss fight. She gets pissed off and starts having a mental breakdown when you kill her.

Person 1: I finally killed Chica's Magic Rainbow!
Person 2: finally that bitch is gone.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

go read a MAGAzine

when you see someone wearing a MAGA hat and that ruins your mood so you tell them to go read a magazine to spend their free time and to get away with them

guy 1 : hey dude I think the best thing you should do right now to spend your free time is go read a MAGAzine
guy 2 : a what?

by a 4-panel comic isnt loss btw February 14, 2026

Grumble Of Magats

Just like a group of owls form a Parliament and a flock of crows is called a Murder, a gathering of members and/or adherents of the MAGA political sect will henceforth be named a Grumble of Magats (a takeoff on the actual term Grumble of Maggots).

President Trump addressed an unusually rambunctious grumble of magats this evening as gas prices nationwide surpassed the $5 per gallon mark. Some of the attendees were actually foaming at the mouth.

by beansforbreakfast March 10, 2026