Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

by SirToutAbout July 24, 2015

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019

Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

Wet Flip

Getting up to flip a vinyl record to its other side during sex

Last night when Maddy and I were having sex I had to get up and do a wet flip.

by swissinnnng December 5, 2011