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Fred weasley 

Fredrick Gideon Weasley was born on April 1st, and is the oldest twin. his younger twin (george weasley) and him are devilish pranksters and If you say anything regarding the twins, trust me a bunch of potterheads and fred weasley and george weasley stans will be knocking on your door waiting to cast the cruciatus curse on you. Fred weasley is the one and only boyfriend of (me) minara and no one can change that! he is extremely hot and funny and is so adorable and soft and precious i just ahhhhhh
ME: "Fred Weasley is the most amazing person on the planet and is my one true love."
RANDOM PERSON: "but hes not real hes-"
ME: *in harry potters voice* "SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
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George Weasley 

the twin that doesn’t get appropriated enough
George Weasley deserves more love

weasileurant 

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.
"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"
weasileurant by sandspit October 18, 2007

George Weasley 

The fittest Weasley (except Ron and Bill) .
Them: Who’s George Weasley?

Me: The fittest Weasley!
Them: Your probably right.

Weasley Twins 

Best characters in the whole Harry Potter series, aside from Luna Lovegood hands down.
The weasley twins can kick arse anyday!

Ron Weasley 

Our King.
''and that's why Gryffindors all sing, Ron Weasley is our king.''
Ron Weasley by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.