by OMG it's Patty G February 15, 2015
Back door love can mean two things: anal sex, which "back door" can be your anus. It can also be a lover (male/female) of a married man/woman.
"I'm your back door lover/ creepin' in when the lights go off..." Song lyric from Josie and the Pussycats (movie)
by VintageDetour August 13, 2014
Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 February 26, 2012
Abbreviated BDS
The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?
This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?
This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 09, 2013
Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.
Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"
Peter: "Sweet"
Peter: "Sweet"
by Studley Ramrod September 06, 2012
A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."
Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
by kay lost April 26, 2010
A trap door occurs when one sits on the toilet intending to have a bowel movement and the fecal matter literally falls from the anus into the toilet with no resistance whatsoever. Sometimes accompanied by pain or burning.
Damn, I just took a filthy trap door and put that bathroom into therapy. I knew I'd pay for mixing beer and Jamo all night.
by Rampa-rarri June 05, 2011