matching socks

Ugh, I hate matching socks
by Coral_reef April 21, 2016
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Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
by Dirty white socks November 11, 2019
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Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.
by Spermhands October 06, 2018
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Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021
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Butter Sock

A weapon consisting of a tube sock and butter sticks. Preferably used during a fit of anger.
Daniel: “Carl, what are you holding?”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”
by Momo’s third cousin May 29, 2020
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Butter sock

Icarly’s Sam uses the butter sock as a weapon is the program and is seen in many episodes including in the spin off show Sam and cat
In the one direction episode
Sam: “I’m getting the butter sock
Liam: “is that a sock?”
Louis: “full of buttah
by Peanut :) May 28, 2020
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