Puss Gargling

The gargling of puss.

Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack

by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010

Puss

Someone who is a bitch.
Someone who is scared.
Someone who is getting bitched.
Someone who gets no bitches.

Scared ass puss!

by zCervix November 1, 2015

Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc

Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!

by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025

Puss-bitch

One who pussys out and bitches. usualy resulting in someone flaking on you.

Tucker was being a puss-bitch at the camp out

by Camerontghjhd../ July 26, 2009

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024