Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast

Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude

by rakattakc April 10, 2021

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.

When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking

by davids33 November 14, 2011

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020