Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Russian tugboat

When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"

I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.

by Spanky Wiffleball June 18, 2016

Pink Russian

A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.

I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.

by musikci October 31, 2015

Russian's Supper

The erotic act, common in correctional facilities, of molding one's scrotum into a bowl shape and filling it with vodka and boiled potatoes and then forcing another to consume the brew.

'I got that boy in his cell last Tuesday, made him eat my Russian's Supper all up.'

'You got pretty lips, boy, you gonna get Russian Supper'd'

by Paddybongo May 20, 2013

russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.

Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018

Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021