White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

by durka_durka August 3, 2022

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Fake Mafia

Fake mafia means allu arjun The one who maintains fake websites and pr team his favorite animal is fox

Fake mafia ka don

by alluarjun hassan June 20, 2022

Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.

Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?

by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022

CS Mafia

A popular web comic available on a Tumblr user's patreon consisting of 71 incubus and angel sluts in a mafia together.

CS Mafia's new update has so much blood on their body that I'm developing a blood kink!

by Ivy Poison July 5, 2022

CS Mafia

A bloody comic with lots of tits and ass

"I just want them to crush me between their thighs."
"Who?"
"Iza from CS Mafia"

by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022

Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

Person 1: wow that deli shop is doing really well.
Person 2: That deli shop is run like the Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia!
Person 3: woah they’ve been around forever! I’ve never tried their provolone!

Urban Dictionary: Sunseri Pittsburgh Mafia

by glizztronics February 27, 2022