Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

hit claire

bruh honestly just hit claire

hit claire‼️

by PussySlayersOnly November 17, 2020

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

by JOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAA February 4, 2018

Hit with the MF

to hit someone with an unpredictable act (verbal/physical) after being done dirty. It is that second action after yelling "Motherfucker!" The phrase can be used by the actors or the audience seeing the act.

Johnnie: Dude, I hate to tell you but I fucked ya girl
Billie: "Motherfucker" (hits and lays out Johnnie)
Onlooking group: "Damn, he got hit with the MF!"

Kelly: Brian, Im pregnant but it may not be yours.
Brian: Wait, you tell me you preggo and then hit me with the MF.

by DPhizz December 25, 2011

gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.

I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.

by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007

sneak a hit

verb: to take a hit from a cashed bowl with the hope that there is enough weed and/or resin in there for it to be worth it.

I don't care if the bowl is cashed i'm gonna try to sneak a hit anyway...shit, it was definitely cashed.

by Leroyjenkins May 17, 2007