fat sigh

The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.

Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.

by Valigarmander May 26, 2011

Fat creep

A situation in which you gain quite a bit of weight without realizing it.

Having not seen him for a few months, Heather says to Barry, "Gee weez, Baz, I almost didn't recognize you!"

"Yeah, I know, I’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did I get a real shocker this morning, I’m going to download an App for Fat Creep to melt this blubber for good.”

by Girl Banker September 24, 2011

Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Fat Bait

Fat bait is the extra friend you bring on nights outs in order to distract the extra friends on groups of girls

Hey Nathan, Should we bring Tom as Fat Bait?

by ThisShitIsMyPseudonym September 15, 2016

Fat Pig

Someone who is fat and eats a lot.

"Omg your such a fat pig"
" Wow stop eating fat pig"

by Pastaplant June 26, 2020

Fat Friendly

An outfit that makes a heavier person seem thinner

That shirt is not fat friendly I can see your muffin top.

by jlion31685 December 10, 2010

The Fat Guy

A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit

J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by Theguywhofuckednathansmum July 10, 2010