Asher Tan

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 22, 2022

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

tanning the hide

A viking term for sex

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

by BoS Antonius November 10, 2013

Hoe tanning

Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Bitch, come pick me up and let's go hoe tanning at the beach!

by Bnlopez June 8, 2016

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021

gorrila tan

A super dark African American sometimes said to be so black that they are purple or blue in color.

Honey, Turn the lights on I can't see the burgalars, they must have that gorrila tan.

by Chicken F##ker March 25, 2016