Sex story

A story that makes you cum, read my sex story below! Hope u enjoy it, and do me a favour and cum while reading ;)

Here’s my sex story

My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’

Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h

by hxoxo June 2, 2021

stirring the chili

1. euphemism for anal sex esp. messy anal.

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.

by monkeytoes86 November 30, 2005

story interruptus

While getting to the climax of your story, someone rudely jumps in to tell their version of the story or have an addition to your story without letting you finish.

Oliver is so annoying. I experienced a major case of story interruptus when I was telling our friends about my recent trip to Vietnam.

by tdog fannin June 17, 2011

Cougar Story

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).

"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"

by Steve Enterprise October 8, 2008

Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

Stirmp

Other word for weed or being high.

Yo brotha, can you get any stirmp i'm runnin low?

by Donkeypunch88 January 22, 2010

Stirring my milk

Phrase used when a friend has sex with a girl you have already had sex with.

John doesn't know this, but he's definitely stirring my milk everytime he bones Jessica.

by Milk stirrer. May 18, 2010