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velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
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San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 2, 2025
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Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .
i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
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steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024
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Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.
Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.
by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022
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Steam

I was off the steam last night and it was hella dope!

The steam had me gone I was blown.
by Tavion Boyd February 6, 2020
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