Smeg Stains

that little bit of jizz that just kreeps down the side of ur trousers and crustifies

ben laden what the fuck is that smelly bit of smeg doing on your fuckin mums turbon

by Ben Gaz joe December 15, 2003

Stain

To stain a girl. To fuck a girl. You fucked her so good you left yo mark in her life--A STAiN.

DamN i Just StaiNed, Im FiN2 StaiN.

by 95kirina95 March 28, 2009

yak shaving

A word used to describe what happens when you are shaving a yak

"What are they doing over there?"
"Son, they are yak shaving."

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

by brian January 14, 2005

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin is amazing, like truly amazing. Look Joseph Stalin up in my dictionary and just one word is written: perfect. You may think that I am just massively soppy or love drunk, but I speak the honest truth. Joseph Stalin has the incredible, super-human ability to make me smile even more than I usually do, just by doing the simplest thing. This guy is the epitome of awesome, I’m not joking; he makes me just the happiest. He has the most wicked personality and sense of humour that can make me giggle for, I’d say, a good half hour. However, it’s not just Joseph Stalin’ personality that’s amazing, so are his looks, even though he denies this fact! Joseph Stalin can make me feel like the most special and important girl in the world (even though I’m blatantly not) and I trust that he loves me, for the all right reasons. He is talented, but not a show off – well, maybe, occasionally – though, he’s impressive. Joseph Stalin is really good at drawing and makes me feel on top of the actual world when he hugs me and holds me in his arms, even after a terrible day. I often worry that I’m not good enough because this boy deserves someone incredible, but back off ladies, he’s mine! I would be an idiot to lose such a funny, kind and amazing guy – I am many things, but certainly not an idiot. To have him in my little life makes me unbelievably happy; Joseph Stalin makes me grin like a fool.

Mao: Yo that Joseph Stalin dude is a chad! Always wished I was him
Kim-Jong Un: Did you hear that Stalin got a 4.0 GPA? 1700 on the SAT too!
Hitler: Stalin just stole my long time gf, but who cares, he's a better person than I am!

by Gay Russian May 8, 2019

saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010

rihanna stain

it means that you got smacked badly in the face

Dude im so pissed ad jack.

ya i know you should beat him up

ya i think ill give him the rihanna stain.

ya good shit give him the rihanna stain.

by Penguinpetter49 May 27, 2010