black santa

fat bois who bring food everywhere and eat. must have big man titties

nick: who is that?
me: oh that’s black santa with his fat-fuck-food

by noahhayes November 30, 2019

is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.

I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.

by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017

santabeardfuxpert

A person who is an expert at fucking Santa Claus right in the beard.

Glenn is a santabeardfuxpert! I can't even believe HOW well he fucks Santa in the beard!

by Crownose October 4, 2010

SantaJesus

The all purpose festive God. He tramps all other Gods.
SantaJesus is the superior deity above all other.

Child: "Can Santa really fly?"

Mother: "No. But SantaJesus can"

by Gnome113 December 29, 2010

santa fe slip and slide

Sexual act involving shitting on your partners chest,and after oral gratification,sliding down to her torso.

WOW....I think I have a piece of corn in my ass after thatSanta fe slip and slide!

by OATMEALMAN July 1, 2011

Santa Bunny

A mix of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus played by Earl Pickles to impress his grandson, Nelson. The first use of the Santa Bunny was Easter of 2011. To make a Santa Bunny, you get a Santa suit and cover it with an Easter Bunny head. This always makes kids laugh and is the best of both worlds. Even kids who don't like either one alone will love the Santa Bunny.

Opal: Hey Nelson, I think the Santa Bunny is coming! After all, it is Easter/Christmas!

Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.

Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.

Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?

Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.

Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!

Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")

Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 23, 2011

santamental

When you recall fond memories during the Christmas holiday.

I got all santamental when I saw my ex on Christmas eve.

by thepipe December 24, 2016