soft...mads

Soft...mads is the sweetest Madison Beer fan page that u can find on tiktok. The person who owns it is kindness in person!

Oh, soft...mads followed me yay!

by Milleyyy December 29, 2020

soft scalp

When a bald man has a delicious, soft scalp, ready to be devoured.

Join in! We're eating Jamie's newborn's soft scalp!
Damn, that turkish man has a really soft scalp!

by Shark.? May 11, 2022

soft tummy

A word females when in denial of being overweight

“All my pants are standing pants on account of my soft tummy.”

by Flyin_Pig_of_Joy November 10, 2022

Soft life bishead

Derived from the uk slang term Soft life Babe
Referring to girls who are independent and attractive. A soft life bishead uses her promiscuity to extort the victim to spend money on narcotics such as alcohol, weed , nitrous oxide to feed an addiction she can afford herself

How could you let a girl make u spend that much on whip in one night, watch out for these soft life bisheads

by Unclerukusbabatunde June 20, 2023

Soft Shoe

When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day

"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"

by jazzless December 16, 2008

soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

by Fangina November 6, 2007

soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010