Shawn

The zestiest boy you will ever meet (even his laugh is zesty)

Have you met Shawn? Isn’t he so zesty?

by Enk at July 1, 2023

Shawns

A polysemy. A day to support the elderly. Any day can be shawns day.

"Where's my shawns at?"
*gets handed their phone.*

by Dyllyrobby September 2, 2023

Shawn

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.

Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.

by muffyc September 18, 2023

shawnta savell

Can't whoop this hot grandma of 3

Shawnta savell is freaking awesome

by anonymous October 15, 2023

Shawn Mendes

A homosexual man who is deep in the closet and dying to come out.

Me: you do you Shawn mendes

Friend: yea

Me: your gay we can’t be friends no more.

by #1hater101 October 28, 2023

Shawn

A guy who is easy to run across. If you find one you must get to know it. If it accepts you, it is safe to pet. If it does not accept you... RUN

I just encountered a Shawn last night

by ExistingPerson November 7, 2023

Shawn

An asshole

Shawn is an asshole

by Goodgiy4321 December 15, 2023