Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

by von groovy May 2, 2019

Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

Fortnite Season

Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.

Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Head season

Where boys become men. Endless ut2 miles for countless hours. Big hype for Horr

Sorry bro can't be there tonight. I gotta get those miles in for head season

by GSB_basketess July 8, 2019