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Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"
by #12345 November 5, 2017
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Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.
Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not
by Skippykane November 5, 2018
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Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
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Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
by rss_atlas May 27, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.
Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.
by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009
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shit tickets

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
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