A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
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Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!
Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.
Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.
by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014
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This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
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by BigPoppaChump April 29, 2006
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by Sluttyfireman May 28, 2020
Get the Dirty ryan mug.a really really great guy who can be SERIOUSLY cocky at times. he has great friends and a kick ass personality, but screws girls over a lot and leaves their hearts in the dust. a lot of girls never get over ryans. they have something about them. ryans play soccer, and have gorgeous green eyes, but their pupils are really big so you cant see them. ryan doesn't know how much he hurts people, but doesnt seem to see it. he also takes chinese. seems like he's never gotten hurt. needs a great girlfriend so he can learn to stop hooking up then leaving girls aching for him. ryan is one of my best friends and im really glad i know him. im also glad he hasnt screwed me over ;) id tell you to waste your time on this guy, because he's definitely worth fighting for.
tim: hey, whos that guy talking that girl up in chinese while juggling
ron: dude. thats ryan. where have you been?
tim: i wish i could roll like him man!
ron: dude. thats ryan. where have you been?
tim: i wish i could roll like him man!
by irish for life March 8, 2010
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