rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker December 02, 2015

rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 10, 2016

Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 08, 2016

rusty pilgrim

1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock

2. interchangable for the word "cool"

1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me

2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim

by Amyson April 14, 2008

Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

by Jordan John! December 29, 2005

Rusty Nail

To bang a girl on her period.

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.

by Johnny Tsunami Loves The Poonani July 08, 2006