Rubber needler

One who pokes holes in a condom with a needle

Aka crazy psycho b****

Bruh that chick seems like a rubber needler

Careful with that b****, she's a rubber needler

by -Donald Pump- February 12, 2017

rubber d

Another way to say rubber duck but usually thought of differently when said out loud

Person 1: I'm going to go play with my rubber d in the tub.

Person 2: wait what?!

by Car Vroom Vroom July 1, 2016

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

Rubber Fucky

The form of homosexual sex in a bubble bath. The actions are consisted between two gay men which take turns having at it with eachother

Bro

Wut

Wanna have hot sex?

Sure, but we have ti do the rubber fucky

Ok

by NotAValedictorian135 June 21, 2022

rubber casserole

When a significant other puts fecal matter inside of a condom and you apply it on your penis and then have sex with them

Did you do a rubber casserole last night?

by IdleMaverick September 17, 2022

Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005