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Domestic Rogering

Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.

What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.

Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.

Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!

Roger, stop it!
Domestic Rogering involves the unexplainable and henious crime of exploiting the internet and other people to the benefit of your own specific and unsanitary needs, in the home.
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Roger Wagnered

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4
by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004
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1. Typically used to describe the enunciation, or lack there of, from a person talking while in an extremely inebriated state.
2. An indistinct pronunciation or sound.
3. Used to describe a person's inhebriated state. -e, -ed
1. Frankie was really F'd up; I couldn't understand what he was saying and it all sounded like roggle-roggle to me.
2. Mike was so roggled out at the bar last night, we had to carry him home.

also; The mumbled sound made by the Hamburgler "roggle-roggle"
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rogue thong

rogue thong – n.; (roug thawng)

inadequate undergarment in generally abominable condition left in the washer or dryer that is found and forcibly, but cautiously, removed by subsequent launder.
“my new building is great, but every time I do laundry, I need a hazmat suit to remove the rogue thongs.”
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When an unattractive man steals a guy's woman. Inspired by Seth Rogen in Knocked Up.
Ouch--that fugly guy just Rogen'd your girl.
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Rogers

Surname. People who have the last name “Rogers” are literally retarded and require mental help if not already given. They are all zebrasexual and hate other races other than black and white.
Did you hear that Micah Rogers got his white cousin pregnant?
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Rolly Roger

The act of or participation in taking a dump into one's hand(s) followed by the propulsion of the excrement towards an individual or party. The one throwing the excrement is known as the Rolly Rogerer. The one receiving the unwanted excrement is known as the Rolly Rogee.
Dude, that old cow was being such a son of a bitch. I want to Rolly Roger that fuck so bad.
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