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Rachael and John

two informal names for polar opposites.

Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.

John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.

and there you have it: opposites
Example of scenario between Rachael and John:

Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"

John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"

*puts on record

Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."

John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
by Mc Lendawg October 20, 2008
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Rancher

A person that insists on incorpurating ranch dressing in almost every meal. weather it be A hamburger or a taco.
Mattie had made a wonderful Steak and potato dinner for her and her best friend karry, when they sat down karry said " Oh I almost forgot " and she pulled out a bottle of ranch and smothered her steak. "looks great Mattie"
what a rancher.
by may mee July 10, 2009
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Back on the ranch!

A phrase used when a person says something stupid or out of place.
If you are talking about going to the club and someone says something like "my Playstation is hot" you would say "Back on the ranch"
by Eric O. Blake November 22, 2003
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Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005
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Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.
Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
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texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.
1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.
by AsianEyez March 22, 2009
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Dirty Rachael

When I ho get paddled behind the dumpster, with a Pickleball in her mouth. Since she is receiving she gets no score.
Spank me and make me feel like a Dirty Rachael.
by Booty pounding September 17, 2019
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