Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrastigaming

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.

"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."

by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014

Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014

procrastitivity

Being highly productive at accomplishing tasks that have nothing to do with what you should actually be working on.

A combination of productivity and procrastination.

Today, my procrastitivity included planning our summer vacation, browsing used furniture for sale online and organizing my sock drawer; I was supposed to be finishing a client proposal.

by The Real Rollo Tomasi September 26, 2014

Procrastinate

Im on urban dictionary procrastinating instead of doing my school stuff.

Please help me to stop Procrastinate, i need to do school stuff.

by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 29, 2015

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015

Procrastinote

Excessive note-taking done in class to avoid doing the actual assignment.

Shit, I hate this course and there's still another hour left of class... I know! I'll just procrastinote so the teacher thinks I'm working!

by Mo🅱️'s Spaghe🅱️🅱️i April 25, 2015