prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

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Prison princess

A weak person in prison who is turned gay

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess

by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024

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Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!

Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!

by memaw reeny July 25, 2019

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It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

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