barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die 

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die by pussy bee October 28, 2019

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by anonymous October 31, 2020

trailer park pretty 

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.

She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.

trailer park pretty by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

cyber pretty 

You only look good online(with filters)

I'd date her, but shes just cyber pretty.

cyber pretty by nmurray24 February 5, 2018

Stalker Pretty 

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.

Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “

Stalker Pretty by MDAinspired June 27, 2021

Ayo that's pretty sus bro 

When someone says something really sus (short for "suspicious" from Among Us)

Person 1: Dude, this is so hard!
Person 2: Do you know what else is hard?
Everyone who was listening: Ayo that's pretty sus bro

Ayo that's pretty sus bro by A Really Normal Person June 29, 2022

Gay Pretty 

Especially attractive to the same sex, but not the opposite.
The opposite sex will find them average at best, while the same sex may well come out of the closet as a testament to their one-sided attractiveness.

Suzie: hey Liz, what do you think of Jeff?
Liz: meh, he's ok I guess.
Football Star & Known Ladies Man: *glances over to see who they're talking about* oh my god. *forcibly makes out with Jeff*
Suzie: wow, i guess he's just Gay Pretty.

Gay Pretty by eutromil May 13, 2009