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pooper scooper 

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

pooper scooper by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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AW POOTERS! Dad ate the last cheese doodle!
Pooters by Mossman July 23, 2005

The Poltergeist 

Needed: 2-5 people

A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.
Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
The Poltergeist by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011

Pooperbate 

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."
Pooperbate by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008

party pooper 

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.
Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.
party pooper by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.
man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut
pooker by pooker August 21, 2006
A bro who seems to enjoy men's company more than the ladies.
Chick: hey wanna chill tonight ?

Bro: Nahh, i gotta hang out with my bros were gonna chill all night play some xbox watch some porn.

Bro 2: What a poofter!
poofter by brosaurus rex January 7, 2009