Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Polar Poke

When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’

Babe once I get out of this Ice bath, lets have a good ol’ fashion Polar Poke.

by Fritz May 29, 2020

POKE

the act of producing marijuana smoke

Yo you wanna poke?

by Blaze kushman September 30, 2018

poke

Secret code word for smoking while in smoking prohibited locations such as school, church, or Lisa's house.

"this sermon is BOGUS man, let's poke"
"The bitch is home, let's go poke out back."

by Oxycodiene June 25, 2008