"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
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"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017
Get the don't poke the bull mug.1. The act of titi-fucking a girl so hard that the head of your dick pokes her in the chin, making her head bounce up and down.
2. Another name for titi-fucking.
2. Another name for titi-fucking.
EXample 1:
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"
Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"
S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"
S and J : "hahhahaha"
J: *slaps C in the face
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"
Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"
S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"
S and J : "hahhahaha"
J: *slaps C in the face
by mr.meister0902 February 19, 2011
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2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.
2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.
by d-man December 10, 2003
Get the poke mug.A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw
Girl: " Stop flicking me"
Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012
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